You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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