i just google imaged poop.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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