woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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