I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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