Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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