let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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