I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
zippers are such a cool invention
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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