he shaved USA in his pubs
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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