alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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