I want to make a zoo with you.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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