You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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