my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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