we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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