Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
