Jerry, you need to find god
Moan for me like Helen Keller
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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