dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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