Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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