Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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