He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
soo... how was my night?
There are leaves in my underwear?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
His nipple licking is glorious
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