Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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