BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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