How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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