Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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