And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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