what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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