Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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