Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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