Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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(302): View more from Delaware

He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.

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(289): View more from Ontario

he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.

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(435): View more from Utah

she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

(518): View more from New York

So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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(702): View more from Nevada

you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment

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(703): View more from Virginia

Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible

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