walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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