the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
