i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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