I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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