Michael Bay diarrhea
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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