I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
