Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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