i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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