Do vagina's smell?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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