i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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