This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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