kristin has been a bad kristin
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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