Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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