smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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