So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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