My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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