Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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