talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I still have a little drunk in my system
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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