Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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