do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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