She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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