You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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