Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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