She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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