Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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