wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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