come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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