Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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