How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm sobbing to NWA
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
