i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You made out with two different species that night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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