No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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