I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
